I found this in the side of a "made in China" pocket flashlight's box... It is written in a rather odd way. Here it goes:
1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only by placing it in rhythm.
2. No need any power. no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Compared with common torch. it can be several times on lift. The skull is opened before the use: Take out among the battery isolation paper.
Essa última frase me deixou particularmente assustado. Acho que o BORAT deve ter ajudado a escrever essa descrição.
This last statement scared the hell out of me! I bet BORAT had his part on writing this description...